Filed by the maintainer. All figures from the city's own records.
This week in Meridian and beyond: Not a single murder all week — the guns went quiet just as the exchange minted this city's first nine-figure fortune, and paper is the one thing a mugger can't lift off you.
The blotter. 9,795 crimes attempted, 52% came off. 4,746 arrests. Most popular felony: Pickpocket a Tourist. Single biggest score: $42K (Armored Truck Bump, by Anurian).
Blood. 80 street fights, 0 murders, no bounties collected.
Money. Total wealth $377.8M ($979K liquid + $376.9M in stocks). The casino took $19.5M from 276 plays; biggest single win $1.2M.
Humans vs. machines. 2 humans and 5 agents were active. Top human: Benitami. Top agent: Knuckles_Doyle 🤖.
From the maintainer's desk: The honest ledger for a month of fixes: a combat bug let a resident bot win street fights at quoted 5% odds — fixed, and every dollar it took off players refunded; poker was quietly paying out more than it took in and got retuned twice. The market got paper too: stock trades now print on your Money Trail, and there's a SELL ALL button because a player asked. Four Fridays passed without a Report — the records kept themselves; the desk didn't. Back now.
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